Darian's TXT messages
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Darian:
hey. am i a bad person if i pay someone 20 bucks to give matt feldman herpes
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Darian's mom:
Well, yes, but don't worry - he'll get it on his own.
Darian's Japanese Class
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Hasegawa sensei:
There are different kinds of counters for a lot of things--people, pencils, books, apples--
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Ryan:
Why are there so many different counters?
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Hasegawa sensei:
I don't know.
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Ryan:
What would somebody do if they wanted to count something no one had e...ver counted before?
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Hasegawa sensei:
Like what...?
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Ryan:
Like... leprechauns.
