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If tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Subject 54: Christina, 23
OK seriously who cries while eating pizza? It’s been scientifically proven that pizza is the polar opposite of sadness. Look it up. Remember in junior high when you’d play “Opposite Day?” Well if that day were real, and someone happened to start crying during it, they would literally start secreting upside-down slices of pizza. I don’t care if that Water wave/Umbrella was a metaphor for your life. You’ve got pizza, Christina. Fucking deal.
Diagnostic emoji: Pizza + Multiple music notes (Listen)
Prescribed emoji: Pizza + Love hotel (Listen)